Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Badam - 30/03/2013 01:29 - France - Geaune

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML

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By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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Sunday 1 November 2015 6:49

If she's playing around with your feelings like that, she's not the one. File

callsign_banana 19

Sunday 1 November 2015 6:44

Then she's not the right one OP, trust me, you'll find a better person.

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Yastafari 16

Sunday 1 November 2015 8:38

Bitch

SecundusSecunda 27

Sunday 1 November 2015 9:04

What the actual hell?

hatchetface33 4

Sunday 1 November 2015 9:10

She's a keeper!

janfleury 19

Sunday 1 November 2015 9:20

She is mean. Sorry OP I hope you find a gf that deserves you.

cuteputta 16

Sunday 1 November 2015 9:39

wow that escalated very quickly ... you will get better one soon...

anarchymaniac 22

Sunday 1 November 2015 10:05

Leave her

luvlu444 24

Sunday 1 November 2015 10:34

doesnt sound like shes mature enough to marry anyway

whatwhatwhaaat 10

Sunday 1 November 2015 10:40

Wow she sounds special...

Dominus101 20

Sunday 1 November 2015 11:21

Sounds likes she is immature or maybe hate to say it Bi Polar, careful with this one OP you don't want the headache trust me

Anikaaaaa 31

Sunday 1 November 2015 11:53

This really doesn't sound like someone who's bipolar at all. It's got nothing to do with that.

justanotherday7 7

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:30

Ok what kind of bitch did you propose to? Did you really date this kind of woman?

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