By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML
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FluffyPandas156 13

If she's playing around with your feelings like that, she's not the one. File

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callsign_banana 19

Then she's not the right one OP, trust me, you'll find a better person.

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NYGiants1925 22

Wow that's ****** up. Maybe it's a good thing she said no.

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Tripartita 44

She was probably not feeling that well after realizing she couldn't fly.

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MonstreBelle 29

Give her a broomstick. Then the witch will be able to fly.

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coffeelicious 11

She was possessed for a moment there before the rejection.

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EDGE1095 20

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amileah13 26

So your first initial thought that is to punch a woman? Definitely keeping away from you if that's how you think. It's not okay to ever hit a woman and if it were the other way around, still wouldn't be okay to hit a man.

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ladycoco8 20

I'll never understand women like this.

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worldclassrager 39

Oh my god!...Never in a million years OP...

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By_The_9 13

It would be one thing if she wasn't ready for the commitment, but there was no reason for her to be a **** about it. You certainly deserve better treatment than that, OP. Some people I will never understand...

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EyRaB 17

That's teasing getting taken to a whole new level

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