Miscellaneous: Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over....

By FrOsTy25 - 13/04/2011 22:57

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

kick his ass

HowDidIGetHere 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

I woulda stabbed him -.-

Comments

AFCpepper 2

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:46

fake... any cop in the west coast would've shot you immediately.

Paigeyk 3

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:49

Any cop anywhere would at least pull a gun and call in back up and all kinds of nonsense.

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:57

highly doubt they'd shoot if it was in your lap. in your hand lungeing at then yes... lap no

wmsdubstep 6

Thursday 14 April 2011 11:20

Police in UK don't carry guns, so not everywhere. We have armed police, which is only used on serious occasions, not a pansy throwing a knife at his "friend".

perdix 29

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:49

If he lightly tossed the knife, it would be merely mildly amusing, but if he really threw it and impaled your happy sacks, that would be hilarious!

MrGold 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:49

I carry a light-saber. You never know when kanye west will walk by.

sweetdreams999 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:52

did you get tazed OP?

MrGold 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:52

18, what if the other guy has a gun? will you still feel safe vs. your husbands wimpy knife. Tell him to carry a rubber ***** that will scare the shit out of the other person. I know I will be confused as hell and want to run away.

RawrNom 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 10:10

really?! I kinda like protecting myself to be honest but whatever floats your boat

gusgus36 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 10:31

well you shouldn't have run a red light but if it was just that it was yellow and went red just in time for it to count it's not that bad.. regardless- your friend is an asshole

BitchingNuzeh 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 10:40

Let's see if it's funny if we stab him in the back.

McGherkin 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 10:53

Bringing a knife everywhere you go isn't self defence, it's premeditated use of a deadly weapon and will get you put in jail for quite a while. Not to mention if the other guy gets your knife, you're as good as dead. You're better off in hand-to-hand combat.