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By FrOsTy25 - 13/04/2011 22:57

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Overzealous cop of the day - 10/04/2025 06:00 - United States - New York

Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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Cool your boots

By AmberKCole - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

kick his ass

HowDidIGetHere 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 8:58

I woulda stabbed him -.-

Comments

aaronruark 2

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:08

wtf I don't even know what I would do

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:08

I carry a knife in my jean pocket all day everyday. it's always on me cuz ya never know when your gonna need it

naughtia 14

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:09

you need new friends.

killianisboss 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:26

says the tampon

MrGold 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:47

says justin bieber

Monikabug 9

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:53

Says the flying pooch.

MrGold 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 10:01

says the satanic girl from bioshock

carcinogan 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 10:58

bioshock!!!!!!! little girls were a bitch

enonymous 8

Thursday 14 April 2011 11:03

Says the tampon says the really freaky almost Asian looking Justin bieber says the flying dog says the satanic chick from bioshock says the flying dog once again <--- says the guy from super troopers.

Thanatos1206 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 11:25

Says "Mother of God"

GumbetGirl 1

Thursday 14 April 2011 11:54

<3 super troopers!!! "do you know how fast you were going meow?" "did you just say meow?" "do I look like a cat to you? am I all nimbly bimbly, jumping from tree to tree?" "no" "am I drinking milk from a saucer?" lol

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Thursday 14 April 2011 12:51

GERARD WAYYYYYYYYYYY IS AWESOME!

peppermintstick 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:10

I suppose a pocket knife or Leatherman would make sense. I still think the friend is crazy though!

ILoveEggnog 7

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:17

I always have at least one on me.

amberita28 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 9:19

Yeah, my husband carries a knife all day every day too. It also makes him feel safe. I think it's kind of a turn on knowing he's prepared to protect me at all times.