By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
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Same thing different taste

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why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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Oy. You really wiped that nasty stuff all over your butt?

green_grass 0

what if the person wasn't wearing socks?

That must've been uncomfortable. And if this really is illegal, watch a policeman post on here "You're under arrest."

money has so much bacteria... you should get checked

SEXMUFFIN21 0

so fake. if you have explosive diarrhea, then in your case you would probably have to use at least $200 to wipe your own ass if you only used 5s.