By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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Same thing different taste

Play that Blink 182 song

By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 183
You deserved it 381

Top comments

birds_fml 7

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

Comments

kissmi244 0

Did u think that just maybe she has her co-workers name in replace of a males name just for the fact that at first glance if you were to lookat her phone like u did u would see a females name and not look any futher into it...

YDI for reading your wife's text messages. Also, it's totally possible that it was an accidental text message. My friend's boyfriend's name is right below mine in her contacts list & I get messages meant to go to him all the time. This is why you shouldn't snoop. You get the wrong idea, confront the other person, & when it turns out to be nothing, you just look like a huge nosy jackass.

Kuroftw 0

...Threesome? Also, what #8 said.

EveryDayJackAss 0

threesome opportunity ^_^....just dont let the kids watch :D

if ur wife is playing u, and if she's smart, she'd save the names of whatever new men she meets as names of Females. Duh!!!!

That is exactly what I thought when I read this FML

N3VVRmiNd 0

Your wife has good taste. Wouldn't you rather have pussy in your mouth than a ****? Yep... She's a smart one

Count your blessings. THREESOMES whenever the **** you want