By fmyarse - 22/07/2012 22:45 - United Kingdom - Blairgowrie

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
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iipinkette 16

Why on earth didn't you use floss?

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Bluemonster3 26

Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o

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itsalanis 25

Get those things called toothpicks. I heard they work wonders...

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jonn090 13

Your a complete and utter ... Genius, please do share me your knowledge

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DontClickOnMe 28

Uh oh... I feel a mob of grammar Nazis coming for you. You better watch out!

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ElricMustang 23

*Dramatic music plays* It's "you're" DUN DUN DUN!

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ArmyxWife 5

YOUR grammar is horrible and YOU'RE a moron.

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perdix 29

This is why some of us can't have nice things ... like teeth.

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NOOBSQUAD 0

This is also why people aren't allowed to be around or use sharp obejects.

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jetsown08 21

What would that do? Now OP's got a gaping cut in their mouth covered in A1 steaksauce. That's just BEGGING for a sea rhinocerous attack.

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olpally 32

Way to go, chris griffin... Damn, who the hell does that? Lmao.

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AClassActx3 7

So what exactlyy happened?!

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MCRaddict15 15

Steak knife + OP's mouth = bloody gums, perhaps? OP tried to floss with a knife.

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vocaloidtiger 12

If you'd stop being a lazy dumbass and read the damn post, you'd know exactly what happened.

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lsd_withdiamonds 7

That takes the fun out trying to unwedge it with your tongue for half an hour. I suggest toothpicks, for future reference.

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