By fmyarse - 22/07/2012 22:45 - United Kingdom - Blairgowrie

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 596
You deserved it 48 919
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

iipinkette 16

Why on earth didn't you use floss?

287 3
Bluemonster3 26

Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o

126 4

Comments

day624 14

Thats what toothpicks are for buddy

5 1
rcgirl2 11

Why would you choose a sharp object to put in your mouth anyway? Didn't you think of floss or toothpicks?

7 3
vocaloidtiger 12

Toothpicks are sharp... Just not as sharp as a steak knife.

9 1
jasonstackhouse 10

It's true. And if duct tape does not work - use more duct tape!

16 0
EmoSquirrel 7

A steak knife? How in the world is you think that was ever a good idea? YDI.

7 0
EmoSquirrel 7

I meant to type "did". No clue why I typed "is"

5 0
PipXanadu 4

Just blame the horrible grammar other people use on this site. It slowly affects your brain and makes you one of them.

3 1
Jeffers123 5

Anybody else desperate to know how badly this dumbass cut himself?

10 2
olpally 32

No, not really. We can all pretty much figure out he ****** up pretty bad based on the knife he used.

7 3
futtbucker92 0

You do realize you're allowed to ******* curse on the internets right?

7 2
davexs 10

I wont even insult you. Im just disappointed in you as a human.

6 0