Miscellaneous: Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn... - FML

By fmyarse - 22/07/2012 22:45 - United Kingdom - Blairgowrie

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML

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By emilyupsidedown - 16/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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OK, now that's gross

By CM112 - 27/10/2019 06:00 - South Africa

Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML

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By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

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Pop pop pop

By csully - 10/01/2009 06:34 - France

Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML

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Slicy slicy

By nessacadesa - 24/03/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

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By 8sq - 11/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

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iipinkette 16

Monday 23 July 2012 2:24

Why on earth didn't you use floss?

Bluemonster3 26

Monday 23 July 2012 2:26

Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place? o_o

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dead_insects 18

Monday 23 July 2012 3:27

I'm scared to ask how you might remove a hangnail!!

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 23 July 2012 6:21

52- *Passes over a chain-saw* ^ My best guess. :P

dead_insects 18

Monday 23 July 2012 8:32

Hehehe, yea...nobody needs those pesky fingers anyway ^_^

Saikon1357 25

Monday 23 July 2012 8:41

Hedge clippers, probably.

Dracoboxer357 35

Monday 23 July 2012 10:42

What scares me is the idea of asking Op what he uses when he runs out of toilet paper. A belt sander? The cat? Something worse? :p

dead_insects 18

Monday 23 July 2012 11:04

hey now, what's wrong with sandpaper toilet paper?! Nothing builds character faster than removing the top three layers of skin from your ass! :-) LOL @ the cat tho, I think a feline might be more dangerous!

kikikimsicles 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 1:05

With the other end of a hammer?

tinkrocks98 6

Monday 23 July 2012 3:32

Are you stupid ? Wait. I already know the answer . Why use a steak knife?! Floss would be helpful.

DQLouise 10

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:20

Agreed

Bluefrog9636 7

Monday 23 July 2012 3:35

Way to go!!! Smart move. Better then using floss!!! *sarcasm just incase you didn't catch my drift.*

purplebumblebee 2

Monday 23 July 2012 3:59

I love your profile picture lol

philzilla 1

Monday 23 July 2012 3:38

You should try a chainsaw

tcdaboss 2

Monday 23 July 2012 3:38

Well at least you think about things before you do them!! Good job turbo!!

jerry2011 4

Monday 23 July 2012 3:39

Brilliant Mr.Einstein

needsfriends 0

Monday 23 July 2012 3:45

Do you also scratch your back with a chainsaw?

purplebumblebee 2

Monday 23 July 2012 3:51

Give yourself a round of applause! I bet your parents are proud

OhMinty 5

Monday 23 July 2012 4:02

Why was a knife the first thing that came to mind?

Donat96 20

Monday 23 July 2012 4:02

You bloody idiot!

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