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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 17:38 - Ireland

Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML
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amayasoma 19

Aww, poor you. How about discussing this with your wife and seeing if you and her can fix it.

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sarcasMystic 0

Imagine the Chinese guy's FML: "Today, I am beginning to get suspicious about one man who keeps calling for Chinese take-out and making conversation. He won't stop calling. FML."

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lil_biddy_26 0

soooo asiannnn

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ScaryyMary 14

That restaurant must have great service! Does each meal come with a happy ending? (They don't call 'em Happy Meals for nothing! *nudge*)

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DenisTheMenace 13

has anyone here ever masturbated to cake??

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aDropOfSunshine 2

Cake, as in the band? I mean, the answer is still no, just looking for clarification.

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lovemycowboys 3

OP...you two must've been married a while now. it sucks but I think all relationships go through this stage. start taking your wife out on dates again. try to find what it is about her that made you fall in love with her to begin with.

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katmandont 0

@120 Good gosh, a reasonable and insightful comment! If I wanted to read shit like this, I'd be reading 'Dear Abby', not FML!!! :-) Wait... Dear Abby is dead. Oh well.

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boopityboppity 11

Look, everyone, it's a mature and insightful comment. Quick, take notes before it's gone!

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iSitt 0

some of those cashier girls are hot

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tinaletto 0

there is something about that sweet and sour chicken

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