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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 17:38 - Ireland

Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML
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amayasoma 19

Aww, poor you. How about discussing this with your wife and seeing if you and her can fix it.

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sarcasMystic 0

Imagine the Chinese guy's FML: "Today, I am beginning to get suspicious about one man who keeps calling for Chinese take-out and making conversation. He won't stop calling. FML."

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perdix 29

I prefer colonoscopies to talking to my wife in person.

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perdix 29

I guess you don't really know what's involved. When they actually stick the probe in, you are anesthetized so you barely feel the probe. It's probably not like being sodomized (I don't know what that's like.) What I was referring to was the prep procedure where you have to drink about a half a gallon to a gallon of this rancid Gatorade that gives you wild stomach cramps and explosive diarrhea. Fun!

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katmandont 0

I was out for mine. I asked to see the movie.

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perdix 29

katmandont, I hid the DVD of mine in a "Girls Gone Wild" case. Worst. Bachelor Party. Ever. Except for that one guy. It's awkward having such a weirdo for a boss. :(

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BadLuckTuck 0

More satisfaction? That must be some kinky-ass take out!

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tarabelle 7

do you mean take out?

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riverdancer12 0

They say take away in the UK, it's the same as take out.

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riverdancer12 0

I know it isn't, but you know what I mean, they use the same kind of words and terms as people in the UK, give or take a few. Like take away.

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Eashag 3

@163 Wtf? Yes Ireland is in the UK. The United Kingdom isn't just bloody England, you know? It's the United Kingdom of England, Ireland, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales.

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Jordan_McDeere 0

Have you ever looked at a map? Do a really quick Wikipedia search. It is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. The Republic of Ireland is a separate country. That's why it has the Euro, a different Prime Minister, and is always a different colour on maps... Georgaphy fail.

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hifatpeople 0

ydi 4 marrying the wrong 1

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Bwh2q 0

@author - That's because when you tell the take-out place to do something for you, it actually does it.

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Freeze_fml 16

I'm disappointed after so many comments that no one has cracked a "me love you long time" joke.

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smileysquid 0

i know right...geeze people these days :D

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weritomexican 7

cashier: "what order?" op: "uh yes I would like the me love you long time meal." cashier: hot skinny or chubby? op: "Desicions desicions" O.o there you go freeze happy b-day:)

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