Intimacy: Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make...

By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML

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By fatnick - 07/10/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML

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By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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Get on with it!

By QuickieGirl - 16/09/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

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By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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beddington 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:05

Doesn't matter had sex.

MasterE56 4

Saturday 4 February 2012 16:01

Nothing wrong with that!

Comments

jfatula01 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:48

Your so lucky my wife won't even have sex since I have Ben married for 10 years

ballshardnigMC 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 1:03

It beats using ur right hand

kianaskyallain 0

Friday 17 February 2012 2:09

Oh wow

blah1289 1

Friday 17 February 2012 17:20

Sounds like a fair trade to me

Latina12102003 0

Monday 20 February 2012 16:26

THat can sooo eork to ur advantage u have to excercise more than one a day!!

masaha11 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 21:34

Tread mill sex?

SuckMyLife_ 5

Wednesday 29 February 2012 2:49

I did that to my ex. Not only did he lose weight...but the sex improved greatly. Just appreciate it

bdogg135 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:45

just think of it this way the more fat you get the more sex ull get

GottaCoconut 3

Saturday 24 March 2012 19:25

Dude, you better start marathon exercising.

mike307 11

Friday 23 November 2012 4:23

Doesn't still had sex!

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