By mattttbob - 04/02/2012 10:16 - Australia

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Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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beddington 7

Doesn't matter had sex.

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MasterE56 4

Nothing wrong with that!

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Comments

sarbear293 4

Cherish it. Doesn't sound like a problem to me :)

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CDeCam 9

Well the more you do it, the more you'll lose weight, which will in turn make her more attracted to to you, and thus make her wanna have sex with you even more. It's a win win.

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DooleyFTW 17

Until you lose so much weight you become nothing more than a sex stain on the bed! Then it's a lose-lose

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scbalue 0

You tell em CDeCam!! Very logical thinking.

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soopafreak 11

You are inferring too much. Based only on the information provided, if he loses too much weight she will feel he doesn't need more exercise and therefore stop having sex with him, or at least reduce the frequency.

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KaskStunter 4

Well, just keep telling her that she doesn't exercise enough and you'll be fine.

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Would_You_Kindly 4

Loseing a little weight never hurt anyone, especially when you get to lose it the fun way.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Lol, an ****** a day keeps the cellulitis away.

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imbtrtenu 8

Don't question a good thing.

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ohmandapants 16

Why is this a problem? It's the best exercise you will ever get. Much more rewarding than going to the gym.

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