By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

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Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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washingtongirl 8

It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.

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tj4234 35

why are you on the pill if you aren't having sex? Wouldn't the implant do the same thing (medical wise) for all the other reasons people use the pill?

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Eiregal2 10

I will always be amazed at people's mad need to have as much sex as they can in this day and age. Don't get me wrong, if you enjoy it then good for you! I just hate how many teenagers are pressured into it today. I myself have now been celibate for 9 years, it's a personal choice and the reaction I get when I tell people shocks me, it's like I said I just murdered a puppy!

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savagee133 13

True. this generation which i am a part of is so ****** up.

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savagee133 13

wow I haven't even gone that long and my gf doesn't even live in the same state as me

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Dracoboxer357 35

You must be very new. Well, before you get told it means Over-sized Penis or something else equally charming, allow me to clarify: it stands for Original Poster. You're welcome.

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sunflower226 0

you don't need to worry about getting pregnant - you probably aren't fertile, anyway. evolution does not typically favor people with such a low IQ reproducing.

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ssnowywinter 0

Evolution is essentially a random force. It does not pick and choose who reproduces and who does not, it has little to do with intelligence or anything else. It has to do with those who are most suited to have the most offspring. Please, read more about a topic before you go off and insult someone.

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sunflower226 0

yes...most suited to produce offspring. survival of the fittest. by darwin's standards, someone who is a total moron is not "fit" to produce offspring and therefore will likely not be able to reproduce their genes. like, an antelope who grazes nonchalantly in front of lions, or one who is not bright enough to take care of their young. I was making a joke about that. do you see the joke now, or do you need a Darwin award, too?

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Cinny90 7

Omfg. That's just...wrong. On so many levels.

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writergirl23 19

Why is your period so late? Go do the doctor!

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