By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

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Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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washingtongirl 8

It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.

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alycion 38

Actually when I was on it for endometriosis if I missed one my cycle would be screwed up for months. Not the most common thing but it can happen.

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Pinkfl0yd 9

At least we're sure she isn't a succubus.

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sadistmonkey 19

You haven't had sex in almost a year.........that you know of. Dun dun DUN

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go_Banannas0814 0

Thank god you aren't pregnant because the baby would probably be stupid just like its mother.

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Mopmob02 18

Well looks like you dogded a bullet there op. The only time not getting laid is a good thing.

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MsMaddi123 0

U can still get pregnant without having sex

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MaydayParadexx 18

Lol no you can't... The only other way would be artificial insemination, and I'm assuming she'd be off the pill and expecting pregnancy if that was the case. You, ma'am, need to go back to sex ed class.

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thewife5 19

Thanks for the update. There are plenty of reasons to take birth control.

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