By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

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Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
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washingtongirl 8

It's time to break that dry spell, friend. Get freaky.

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br0ccoli 14

Better that way than the other way around.

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missdarling13 0

If you know you're not having sex, and haven't had sex in a year, why take the pill?!

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Shenannigoats 16

Some people take it for its other benefits, like period regulation.

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kriz_allizwell 6

best ever birth control measure....good job op!!

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guill32 3

I'm in your boat we should break that streak! ;) I'm in Florida for spring break the time is now haha

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dazzle_me_lovely 9

I LOL'd so hard cause the same shit happened to me. hahaha!

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zebralover23 14

Hey at least your not pregnate

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guitarbeast 22

Even if it was real, she probably just slept with another guy, and when she gave birth ah just said "oh… it's a 'miracle'… cause I totally didn't sleep with another guy…"

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PenguinSwag47 0

Non-believers! :O

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