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By DDubs - 08/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

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Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By tortured - 10/09/2018 15:00

Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML

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By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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plethora 3

Friday 8 January 2010 9:30

If you're so into her, and she's so amazing, you should be able to have a mature conversation about it without insulting her.

jair_lhao 0

Friday 8 January 2010 9:29

eww, give her a "friendly basket" fill with deo soap perfume and everything that smells nice she will be greatfull an might use it so she won't hurt your feelings lol if she dosent use it then ask her about it. if not then stick a car deo on her back when she's not looking lol

Comments

jonny2x4 0

Friday 8 January 2010 18:44

Buy her some perfume and tell her it'll really turn you on if she wore it.

cwark 0

Friday 8 January 2010 19:00

In the UK it's 'odour'. Not 'odor'.

rabbi1010 29

Sunday 6 November 2016 21:21

okay

Anteezy 7

Friday 8 January 2010 19:30

"The most amazing girl"? And she smells bad? Doesn't sound that amazing to me : /

gammagamma 2

Friday 8 January 2010 19:35

Hmm, I know a person with the same issue. Your name isnt Jacob is it? XD Im sure its not, but seriously, you should just tell her. If she's so amazing, shell understand

DillyLyn 0

Friday 8 January 2010 23:56

@-@ I hope his name isn't Jacob, then it's ackward for me....

gammagamma 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:01

is that your boyfriend's name then?

DillyLyn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:38

What ? No. Iwas talking about something else >_>

pagemaster 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:26

A cosmetic dysfunction can always be resolved. If she looks great AND has a great personality to boot, then she's still worth having. You can always take care of the BO later on. "You can't fix stupid." Just don't be so tactless to tell her about it until you know her much better, and even then you better find a very polite way of doing it. Either she never noticed and will be very embarrassed, or she always knew about it and didn't know how to fix it... not getting a strong enough brand of anti-perspirant/deodorant or something.

brela1012814 0

Friday 8 January 2010 23:47

Great point, #81. You are so right. "You can't fix stupid". Something like a BO problem can be taken care of very easily and without her even knowing there's an issue. The girl sounds pretty terrific in every other way.

ohheykiwi 2

Friday 8 January 2010 20:33

Buy her some perfume. Chicks dig that.

erickjbc 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:41

you can never get it all...

pagemaster 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:42

Besides, how can she be a hit with all your friends if she smells? Have you asked them if she does? I know a couple of siblings who I think smell bad sometimes, but most of the people I mentioned them to don't agree. So it could be a natural stay-away-from-these-genes think, as mentioned before by someone else.

ColdGold 6

Friday 8 January 2010 22:44

It could be a health issue. Or: People who never eat vegetables stink. People who cram too much into the washer have clothes that stink. People who don't drink enough water stink.