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By mad dude - 12/01/2011 07:46

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Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML

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Top comments

chasin_butterfli 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:21

You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 12 January 2011 12:42

Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.

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Jeebuss 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:26

Pussy whipped just means you give a shit. Sorry to all those guys who think you need to keep your "pimp hand strong" cuz being man means you are never told what to do. Being pussy whipped means you get the pussy after the whip. Even trade off. This is coming from a guy.

rockarolln89 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:25

Pshhh... Step up, brah.

noth091 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 17:35

Sorry for you man. You really need some solid game. I suggest you google some PUA stuff. It WILL help you. ALOT. Before searching, I advice you NOT to listen to any girl generating bullshit like "be nice" / "be kind to girls" / "display the willingness to do anything for her" / "if she orders you to jump, then ask her how high" / "let her control you". Trust me, it's bullshit. They want the man, not a girly man. PM me for more info.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 13 January 2011 22:38

If you're not standing up for yourself, then you deserve it.

lovexbox 8

Thursday 13 January 2011 23:30

By your mom.

BoobooBear8 0

Friday 14 January 2011 5:55

Lol.. that happens..

jpwdragon 0

Friday 14 January 2011 13:42

same man, I'm thinking either I need to ask her out or stop being a wimp, sad thing is I'm honestly considering the first option!

AdamWhore 0

Friday 14 January 2011 17:38

Are you ronny from jersey shore? Lmao xD! Its funny cause its true!

xxshadow117xx 0

Friday 14 January 2011 23:25

Post #101 ur a fag telling dude to get advice online. Sad how some men go so low.... All u need to do is not heed to her every whim be a nice guy but show her u can be a dick and kick somones teeth in if u have to. chicks like a guy that's a sweetheart but a badass as well. that's all u need to know

NewYearNewMe 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 9:28

Lol an I'm up at 2:30 waitin on a nga det I'm not even dating OMG does det mkes me "dickd whippd" *concerned face

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