By mad dude - 12/01/2011 07:46

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Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML
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chasin_butterfli 0

You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?

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Cinn_fml 22

Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.

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kykyred 10

that reminds me of an ex friend, he recently asked her out and was utterly denied for all of facebook to see haha

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jwolfe50 5

I didn't know my roomate had an fml account.

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guppy40000 0

your in the friends zone. Be her friend but dont take her shit and make sure you show interest in plenty of other women. if it starts bugging her you might stand a chance with her.

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Zmeilerr 22

Just for everyone's knowledge: (1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air. Google is your friend :)

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Zmeilerr 22

Of course, since OP clearly stated in the post that he's not dating her, she would obviously not be his girlfriend, but who am I to modify the definition? I'd say it would be more or less a "friend with benefits". Thoughts?

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elmousey 5

Because apparently the first entry on urban dictionary is the definitive source on how a word should be used... While it is possible OP is getting sex, I find it unlikely that he would post it as an FML. Common usage of pussy whipped does not necessitate that any of said pussy is involved. More so that the guy is at her every beckon and call.

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Zmeilerr 22

Which is what I insinuated in my first post, #103

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WebDesigner22101 0

I totally know this guy

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Darth_Taco 14

Dude...I am too. So is my boyfriend. We're a gay couple, so that really makes no sense to either of us. Just know that we know your pain.

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violetsweety 26

omg. A dude is doing this to me. He will try to text me every hour of every day. and im like. can you shutup?

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