By mad dude - 12/01/2011 07:46

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Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 859
You deserved it 41 572
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chasin_butterfli 0

You understand that you have to actually be getting it before you can be whipped by it, right?

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Cinn_fml 22

Just learn that the word 'no' exists, because sometimes, it just needs to be used.

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devin108023 0

not cool bro you need to jump on it or back off

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torresfl7 0

wtf?! please say atleast you getting pussy because that is fukkin sad

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baby1cakess2 0

Hey I have a friend just like that. You deserve it. Its not that hard to say no and its just sad when guys let girls whip them. I know I like a guy that can't stand up to me(:

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dattracta 0

dude, don't worry what everyone says. this kind of thing happens more often than people will admit. it happened to me some years back, you don't even know how it happens, and BOOM... it's ultra frustrating and even harder to pull yourself out of that rut, good luck.

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Calyx_fml 21

Well then have sex with her. At least it will be worth it.

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RedPillSucks 31

Gee. Friends without benefits. Time to ditch her and go on Craigs list to get some friends with benefits.

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schyde 0

why would you fml yourself to like a girl enough to be "whipped"??? you know why boys tease about being "pussy whipped"? it's because they are all pathetic assholes who aren't capable of being a sweet and tender guys who actually care about a girl and wants other things besides a quick ****! it's only to make themselves feel better when you are the one who should feel proud of yourself. stay how you are. but never let a girl walk all over you make sure she truly appreciates your kindness and willingness to do anything for her.

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akd1v 0

not all guys are like that, most of them, then it gives the rest of us a bad name so when we try to meet a girl all we want is sex automatically in their minds

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jestr 0

^ ^yea this guy has a point, the doushiest guys get too girls in my opinion

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RedPillSucks 31

Because the girls keep falling for them. Girls dont go for the "nice" guys cause they got no game.

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Fiskars02 2

Me being pussy whipped means im probrably getting more pussy then all of you assholes who think being whipped is a bad thing.

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