Jewelry and Kids: Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my...

By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2012 14:33 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML

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By me! - 25/03/2021 17:01

Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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plethora 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:05

Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.

DownUndah 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:04

YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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jumpgurl23 0

Friday 8 May 2009 22:15

hahaha so cute

PenisLightning 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:53

KILL HIM

exile529 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 1:11

haha, your kid rocks.

aquariusbeauty 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 1:38

LOL!

lilcuti3pi389 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:17

awwwwwwww not that big a deal.

XXnidocivXX 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 2:58

hahah that is the funniest thing ever!!

bookworm_x 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:48

awwww thats so cute. :D

lalush 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 6:31

aww thats pretty cute, make sure he knows its valuable, though.

megelin 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 8:40

why weren't you wearing it/if you were how the f come you didn't notice it was gone/why was it not stored somewhere safe? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

GeeUrie 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:50

Omg weird...My friend's little sister took her mum's engagement ring when she was in 2nd grade to give it to some kid she liked too LOL

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