Jewelry and Kids: Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my... - FML

By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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plethora 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:05

Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.

DownUndah 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:04

YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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batosai33 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 11:54

cute, at least it wont be hard to get it back. my dad dropped his ring in a hole when he was planting trees, lots of trees.

urlifemaysuk 0

Monday 28 September 2009 5:02

lol that's adorable I'm sorry if I had a son and he gave a ring off mine away to a girl he liked (as long as he's below the 4th grade) I wouldn't be mad

shadyman_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:01

What a player.

skitzoyd 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 23:42

that's so sweet

BumbleBri 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:09

Smartest Kid Ever .

josiej0j0 0

Friday 6 August 2010 6:03

what were you doing with it off?!?!

CRlovers123 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 23:10

awe thaats so cute  and keep it on ur finger more then ?

madafaka92 0

Monday 30 August 2010 16:02

did u got it back? lol

Mekotsu 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 18:01

you fail at wearing it then

couturegirl2 7

Friday 18 February 2011 5:32

adorbs! (:

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