Jewelry and Kids: Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my... - FML

By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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plethora 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:05

Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.

DownUndah 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:04

YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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Chee 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:00

Funny and cute, but not a FML situation. Keep an eye on your son. He's probably gonna be either a Romeo (married around 20 and happy) or a man-***** (can you spell AIDS?). ;)

theodivine 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 19:58

Haha that's so cute...as long as you got it back.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:16

that's adorable! buuut; it's easily explainable and you can get it back. as long as, you know, that little girl didn't lose it >_> to everyone saying YDI because she doesn't keep track of her ring; many people take off their rings to wash dishes, taking showers, swimming, etc. and little kids have a tendency to sneak up and take random things.

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:22

that's cute ! but that sucks... lol wife get mad?

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:22

that's cute ! but that sucks... lol wife get mad?

amazingkate 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 0:09

man, i must really hate kids. it didn't even occur to me that this is cute. i'd be so ******* mad.

NewLight8421 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:30

to people saying why the f*** would it even be off?!?! maybe the kid took it while she was asleep or in the shower or such but still that cute and sucks for you!!!!

Stevenj 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:40

To be honest , it time to slap your sons , also slap the girl he like.

harmonb 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:15

Awww but that's cute

gorbagil 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:51

That would be so nice if he wasnt in 2nd grade TT

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