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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2012 14:33 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML

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By me! - 25/03/2021 17:01

Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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plethora 3

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:05

Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.

DownUndah 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 12:04

YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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cwl727 32

Thursday 20 March 2014 20:45

That is so cute!!! I hope you got it back.

Joshnona 14

Saturday 19 April 2014 23:58

Least he's smooth already lol.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 8:47

That's cute.

scottiedontknow 8

Wednesday 18 March 2015 6:38

You have to admit that is kinda cute

Nonexistentguy 7

Monday 22 June 2015 13:22

Kids are doing these types of things at a much younger age these days, first it was losing their virginity, now it's marriage, what's next?

coler_27 11

Saturday 15 August 2015 2:35

Your son is a baller, my friend.

xninix_fml 36

Wednesday 30 September 2015 6:32

I agree with #267

HighlandShadows 48

Friday 1 January 2016 6:02

That's actually pretty cute... but why weren't you wearing your wedding ring in the first place?

burnforeternity 30

Thursday 25 August 2016 23:06

Just talk to the parents

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