Love: Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited...

By L_lives - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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You deserved it 2 976

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 040

You deserved it 3 797

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 624

You deserved it 3 365

By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 225

You deserved it 4 506

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 794

You deserved it 113 097

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 755

You deserved it 298

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 951

You deserved it 4 586

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115 317

You deserved it 11 640

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 467

You deserved it 5 399

Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

I agree, your life sucks 864

You deserved it 94

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 003

You deserved it 425

Peng1995 11

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:58

Always take that chance when you get one from someone you like.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:40

Am I the only one that prefers to be texted than called?

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RickySleeves 20

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:11

Your love life isn't sad at all. You have a girl's number! Hope things work out bud :)

starile 19

Sunday 31 May 2015 1:24

Exactly, at least he got a number! Silver lining!

abNormal62 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:11

You got her number because she believes in you Now you need to get the girl, because you believe in yourself

lolhailsatan 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:34

The comments on this FML are the most positive and kind ones I have yet to see on this usually snark filled website

Markovski 18

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:11

Now talk, remember to be you!

The_Avatar 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:13

Thats a good thing! Looks like your life is looking up! Call her!

rozalyn77 15

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:15

Congrats! Good luck op! :)

jayemerald17 25

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:15

Chin up OP, your luck is turning around!

mustangbravo 27

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:16

Step one accomplished!

wheresmymary 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:24

I think everyone would be excited about that

cheeeksss 29

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:29

I'm glad it's really hers! Go you.

zenrael 21

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:30

Congrats OP. Stay truthful and be yourself

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Today, I learned that I actually like my boiled eggs a bit softer than I usually make them. I also learned that an outwardly lukewarm egg, when bitten into enthusiastically, is perfectly capable of creating a volcanic eruption of boiling hot yolk all over your hands, clothes and kitchen. FML

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Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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You deserved it 5 246

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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You deserved it 3 641

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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You deserved it 2 944

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 718

You deserved it 3 842

Today, I was asked to dumb myself down so the people I was training could comprehend what I was saying. FML

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You deserved it 7 014

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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You deserved it 2 010

Same thing different taste

You IDIOT

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Friends?

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