Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond...

By sillyfox4lyfe - 07/05/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 16:00

Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML

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By Cygnus - 03/08/2015 14:14 - United States - Ruthven

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

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You deserved it 11 345

By fucking_worthless_loser - 08/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I got into an emotional argument with Cleverbot. I ended up apologizing. FML

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You deserved it 2 046

By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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You deserved it 37 042

By mindlost - 07/01/2010 02:58 - United States

Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML

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You deserved it 29 460

What did you say?

By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML

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You deserved it 310

By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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You deserved it 121 362

So annoying

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 11:01

Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML

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You deserved it 307

By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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You deserved it 10 751

By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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You deserved it 11 324

jbird1193 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

no I don't. yes I do

LolliDolly 19

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:52

Wait...this isn't normal?

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mecaifine24 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:58

don't worry everyone does that *sarcastically rolls eyes*

krystian23 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:58

crazy

cookie_3008 4

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:01

OMG! I do that too!!...wait.. Of course I dont!! Yeah..I do!! No.. I dont!!

Charm651 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:03

you're not alone mate :)

gemzroxya 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:03

not fml worthy mate, sorry.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:04

everybody does that.

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:04

It's normal to do that.

Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:05

Haha I do that too OP. Hopefully you don't do it in public though.

sassypants93 17

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:08

Do you ever find yourself having make up sex after you have a fight with yourself?

Frelling 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:17

Only if she has a ferret.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:24

or a possum. I'm calling PETA now.

xrainbowshadowx 17

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:10

Don't we all? :P

alex1432 9

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:57

your pic is funny

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML

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Today, I learned when you're babysitting a 5 year old, and you hear the toilet flush and then the words "uh oh", it's already too late. FML

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Today, my husband jokingly said to me, "I think you love Captain Kirk more than me." Without thinking, I said in a serious tone, "I think I do, too." FML

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You deserved it 7 974

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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Today, I got an exercise wheel for my cat. He took a nap on it. FML

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Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML

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You deserved it 79

Same thing different taste

What did you say?

So annoying

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