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By sillyfox4lyfe - 07/05/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 16:00

Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML

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By Cygnus - 03/08/2015 14:14 - United States - Ruthven

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

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By fucking_worthless_loser - 08/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I got into an emotional argument with Cleverbot. I ended up apologizing. FML

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By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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By mindlost - 07/01/2010 02:58 - United States

Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML

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What did you say?

By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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So annoying

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 11:01

Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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jbird1193 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

no I don't. yes I do

LolliDolly 19

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:52

Wait...this isn't normal?

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:10

Me and my hand often get into arguments too. But we patch things up pretty quick and man, the make up sex is awesome.

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:15

Well, as long as you don't hold a grudge against yourself when the arguments over...

khaya 9

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:20

I argue with my dog and it responds back, sadly only when I move the strings.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:21

And who wins? (:

Frelling 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:23

Just tell your other self to leave now and never come back.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:47

But master frodo wouldn't like it. :(

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:33

that's weird. I've never done that.

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:36

liar! you do that shit all the time!

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:39

B/S. WTF would you know?!

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:40

oh I know... trust me! I KNOW!

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:42

give it a rest you wanker.

Luvmehateme292 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:37

Yes you do! Every night before bed you argue about what to eat for breakfast! I know because I live in your closet!!! I mean...Uh......i live in atlantis...no actually I do live in your closet. I won't deny it. Saying I lived in Atlantis would be crazy!!

fdgaf_SCL 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:35

Talking with yourself is normal. Arguing with yourself is normal. When you start to lose the arguments, it's time to seek help.

Yuuki_mei 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:40

I do this too!

iamme87 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:49

it's time you speak up to yourself

iwishicould 7

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:50

me too! =]

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Today, when getting off the bus, the driver said he thought I was going to exit from the front. Without thinking, I responded, "Oh no, I'm more of a backdoor kinda girl!" FML

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