Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much...

By Laughluv - 02/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

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You deserved it 36 854

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 292

You deserved it 56 118

By Tomb Raider Wannabe - 18/02/2014 01:57 - Australia - Premer

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 951

You deserved it 43 930

By bieberyoulittleSHIT - 31/08/2012 19:20 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 602

You deserved it 29 605

By kumbuck3t15 - 29/07/2012 20:20 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 531

You deserved it 25 901

Pro gamer move

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 07:04 - France

Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 263

By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 722

You deserved it 222

By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 550

You deserved it 4 477

By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 799

You deserved it 7 829

Rock n roll

By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 090

You deserved it 65 946

By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

null_fml 11

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:08

Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.

MissOriginal 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:17

Im still waiting for the FML.....

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CrazyAssStories 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:23

lol missoriginal that is the best part :)

MASTERCHIEF2434 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:25

Ok lol but that isnt in FML

dinoesrcool 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:34

get a. life

Snazaza 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:35

when you click any spot on a youtube video it pauses...

brenkite 5

Monday 31 October 2011 4:36

Congratulations?

J4cks0n 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:48

I don't believe this!

aussie827 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:01

Well, I just got off mw 2 for getting 3 tactical nukes in a row, FML

figro58 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:05

It's ok i got three nukes in a row also :)

null_fml 11

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:08

Hmmm... from that information, I'm betting you're normally a sniper.

rjrudman 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:15

Maybe you should make your #1 priority learning how to type a coherent sentence, instead of just smashing the keyboard and hoping for the best.

rolaimss 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:30

I hate that game my bfs addicted to it

JulzKay 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:04

Haha, I'm a girl, and I play it more than my b/f does. =P

sweetbiotch88 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 13:34

hahhaha fml comment battles are the shittttt nukkkkkka

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Today, it was dad’s funeral and I intended to speak but I was crying so much I couldn’t finish and mom had to help me back to my seat. Unfortunately, most of our family are arseholes and I could hear someone saying, “Disgraceful, shaming his dad like that.” It was the worst day of my entire life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 632

You deserved it 81

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML

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You deserved it 2 483

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Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 386

You deserved it 4 145

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 217

You deserved it 2 246

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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You deserved it 18 087

Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 41 642

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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You deserved it 256

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 660

You deserved it 26 442

Same thing different taste

Pro gamer move

Rock n roll

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