By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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SexyDrPepper 2

Here's a haiku for you: Look on the bright side, It could be more obvious, Your name could be Dick

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vrmb 3

Its Zizi that means penis in french never heard Kiki meaning that :/

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infernno 23

You're named "bite"? Because that's penis in french.

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tozzleface 13

Penis in French is actually "le penis" so unless that's your name I'm calling bullshit.

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WarriorOmen 25

Maybe you can tell people your dad assumed you would be called 'Dick' growing up?

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zefronke8 25

Your name is Pènis and you just noticed this?

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