By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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Marjojo_fml 0

Kiki, it's the littel boy's penis. But it's true, it's the neck for children too.

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wowzersselainee 0

I guess u were a mistake :( did u confront him bout it ?

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Shopaholic111369 4

what does his being fluent in French have to do with anything? speaking a language and knowing what a name means. I'm fluent in Italian yet I have no idea what the name Isabella or Sienna mean.

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LiznessMonster 9

Dude, Isabella and Sienna are actual names though. I'm sure you know what penis is in Italian right, so would you intentionally name your child that word? I sure hope not. If you did, you would do exactly like OP's father did, THAT's what the FML meant. If OP's father didn't know French but named OP the French word for penis, then that would've just been a coincidance, get it now?

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Jiraval 0

Hey I'm french so I agree with what some people said. The OP's name seems to be Kiki ^^ and in France that's a cute way of saying "penis" "Kiki" is oftenly used by children, or adults in a fun way. My english isn't as good as yours so I hope you understood me. ^^

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ZingDooper 0

penis in French is pénis, so you would think it would be obvious?

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deezyjayy 0

wow fake penis in French is pénis

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vajennatiles 0

So your name is either Pénis or Bite.

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dragonmaster43 0

wow! my name means ******! just kidding who would do that?

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polarice24 2

I don't think so. because I speak French and penis is pénis.

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