By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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TheNewGuy03 28

google translate SUCKS period. |the kid|

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fizziwizzi 5

And what about "Fanny" which in US English is the bum, or in UK English the ******....there was a celebrity chef called "Fanny Craddock" which just sounds wrong to me...I have also met in France a Fanny Le Mon (Fanny Lemon)...so you know, it could be worse....as Kiki is really a cute name for privates and hardly used at all...

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irinanea 2

is your name Bit? :))

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PadamPadam_fml 0

I'm French and the nicks I know for "pénis" are: bite, zob, queue, chibre, pine, popol, trique, dard... Kiki, tell us your name! :D

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Djosef_fml 0

Don't forget bizoune, quéquette, bat', graine, etc... OP, you could have so many names! Random funny fact : The Care Bears are called Calinours (=hug-bears) in Québec, because Bizounours (name in France) would be ''penis-bears'' here. P.S. : Wow, nvm, OP actually wrote his name, ''Kiki''.

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BuhxritNAYY 5

Maybe your dad has a small penis and named you that so when you grew, he could truly, honestly say "my penis is big." :) or "my penis grew" :)

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