By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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newkidontheblock_fml 1

actually, when names are "translated", they really dont have a meaning in whatever language you "translate" it to. the pronounciation may change, but i think theres an actual meaning to a name in french. my names french and it doesnt have a meaning.

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maria4234 2

wow never go to France

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Splayd 10

It's "weren't," not "wasn't".

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aMoR3mio 5

lmfao...that's not good

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aBigWiener 4

Your name is pénis? Cause that's French for penis... Fake

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Killer_fel 15

Robinet is tap. I should know, i'm French. Google translate is shit.

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beno18 3

The French word for penis is penis. This is bullshit

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