By therevsev - 02/10/2011 06:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML
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iheartbewbies 0

Drink a redbull. I heard it gives you wings. Then maybe she'll suck the meat out of you. Sigh... I tried.

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perdix 29

Slightly turned on? I'm exceptionally turned on by the image of your wife sucking meat off bones. Of course, she was doing something similar to me last night, so the symbolism is more obvious to me. Sorry, bro.

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NoNotTheFace 8

Give her a corndog.

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poostool 5

I'd say give her a batch of curdled semen to chew on.

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MrLookAtThere 10

HMMMmmmm.. Chicken.. I'm jealous of your wife, who wouldn't like to suck on some warm moist spicy chicken.

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yamatelle 19

*Takes the chicken wing and throws it on the ground* "What, does it have more meat and gives you more of that deep, hot sauce than I do? Huh?"

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CryMoreFMLs 14

No, it has buffalo sauce. God knows buffalo sauce is the saviour of chicken.

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yamatelle 19

I couldn't argue with you on that. I love buffalo sauce especially the ones at Buffalo Wild Wings! Just thinking about it brings my mouth to ******.

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miserypoison 13

Don't envy a chicken. Or say to her "my **** is tastier than the One you were sucking off"

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jobsman99 0

Put some of her favorite sauce on your **** and have her suck it off. Tell there is even tastier special sauce for her if she does a good job.

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a_nutritionist 10

@18 then expect her to apply that "tastier" sauce to your next meal. because you know, it is apparently better...

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goobergirlie 5

I believe you meant fried poultry soaked in sauce. I don't think "fried sauce soaked in poultry" is technically possible.

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shuzzey 1

If u read it properly he actually said "fried sauce soaked poultry"

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FUUUandyourmom 16

Yeah, and that basically means poultry soaked in fried sauce. No 'in' in there.

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goobergirlie 5

My bad. :P misread that.

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zowieandzander77 1

Goobergirlie you're not alone I had to read it a few times too... Op is missing some commas.

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Lizzy500 16

Just needs a little punctuation. Fried sauce-soaked poultry.

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msphatb00ty 0

Fried, sauce-soaked polultry.

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DeafChef 0

"fried, sauce soaked poultry" respect the comma.

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missyj0 12

Lmao rofl. Isn't that a great comment?

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Cinn_fml 22

Well take a step (or, you know, more than one) to sorting out the bigger issue.

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patrickalamo 47

19 has it right. Dude you need to get out more often.

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klightnin21 4

Sounds like someone needs to grow some balls and get in the sack.... Or beat it a few times a days

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