By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
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snowieflake 0

The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!

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gaga4choc 1

Dude, get ur ass to AA and get into rehab (even outpatient) asap, the waiting line can be long. U need a 12 step program

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Talking from experience, you need a couple of things: 1) Small goals that are achievable (such as quitting for 1 day, then 2 days, then a week, etc). 2) Real friends to keep you accountable as you accomplish these goals 3) Productive hobbies to keep you occupied and actively involved (distracted, in other words) 4) Although we never did this as much, heading to a couple of AA meetings can also keep things in perspective and help you accomplish #1-3.

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Wix_fml 0

Just so you know. I run three different liquor, beer and wine stores. The three stores that I run communicate all the time about regular customers. We talk to our competitors often, just so we know how much our customers have really had and when to cut them off. You are kidding yourself if you think that rotating to different store is helping your cause at all. Seek help.

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Navirio 0

sounds illegal in some way or just feels wrong in a way. sorta kills the privacy aspect.

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aebleskiver 0

I always shit on people in the comments, but I've been there.

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Jlr85 2

Hey bro, there is a solution, I went through the same thing. Its not the end.

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Glam_fml 0

If you truly arr an alcoholic - you can't live without it, if you don't drink you go into withdrawels, etc. Get help! It's a long and difficult road, but you can do it. I never thought I would ever stop my addiction, but with the right help, I am now happily sober. Good luck!

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driedpeaches 0

wow, you are a drunk. Now that you know you have a problem you can stop drinking or at least stop buying so much.

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mooneydriver 0

Same here. It took a half dozen attempts to pronounce "withdrawals" in pirate.

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Zhombie 0

Hahahahahaaa. God, that made me laugh so hard......

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plexico 3

**** the store clerks, your grammar teacher thinks BADLY of you!

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somefacts 0

Considering they are store clerks and selling liquor is their livelihood, so they probably deal with a few alcoholics, I don't think that is necessary. Though you do need some help though it sounds like your beginning to figure that out as you recognized your problem Step 1.

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