By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
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snowieflake 0

The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!

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zack767 0

alcoholism is not a disease it's a disgusting habbit that people have smoke weed instead of drinking slot better and that's what they used to cure alcoholism in the 1920

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Pipity147 0

it is a disease and it disgusting

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allmidnighteyes 10

a comma somewhere in there would work wonders. "Don't drink and drive kids." "Don't drink and drive, kids."

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moonlight_daze 8

Yeah, who the **** cares? I enjoy drinking kids and I enjoy driving kids. Sometimes I even eat kids and fly kids!

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DoomJeff91 2

"Don't drink and drive kids." "Don't, drink and drive kids." "Don,t drink, and, drive, kids," ",,,,,,,', ,,,,,,,,, ,,, ,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,"

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StarElise 0

admitting you have a problem is the first step. now you need to get help : )

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

ydi you dumb ******* drunk.

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ChristineAnn58 8

Go to ******* hell you worthless piece of shit

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ejsgirl3325 3

i do tha same thing!

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margie4peace 11

AA truly works... But only if you are desperate. I have 22 years sober in AA.

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4ube_fml 6

It's nice that you realise it. Work it out, and if you want to stop, stay at home a couple of weeks. Lazyness is the best way to get rid of bad habits (too lazy to go and buy it !! XD) Workes for cigarette, which is way more (physically speaking) addicting than alcohol :)

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