By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
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snowieflake 0

The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!

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RAMBabyyy 0

Time's never wasted when you're getting wasted.

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ithedarkone 0

Lol I have two options. I am Morpheus. Your Neo. OK In my left hand you can continue drinking alcohol until your miserably life cease to exist. In my right hand you can seek help stop drinking and live a alcohol free and productive life. THE CHOICE IS YOURS. ILL WAIT. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.

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beaniebabe 0

don't talk about this on fml, go to rehab

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gz_fml 0

Dude, you need to really get some help or at least think about your life. I am a daughter of an alcoholic and I have wondered in the past if he cared more about booze than me. Really, just look at your priorities.

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girlygirl666 0

So just buy a liquor store.

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Jincos 0

Whether you think you are wrong, you are always right! Salutation..my fellow friends

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