By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
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snowieflake 0

The first step to getting better is realizing your problem. Now you just have to get help to fully get better. You can do it!

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shcuwnc 0

Please get help, and do NOT drink and drive, you can't take it back if you kill some one, because you were drunk.

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DrunkenValor 0

Drinking warm lager is like listening to the beatles without ear plugs. Also, OP you should go liquour stores and pretend you're stocking up for a party. That's what me and my friend do. (THERE IS NO PARTY)

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mooneydriver 0

Wow, brilliant insight! I'm sure they never considered that before!

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driedpeaches 0

If you can't drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

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imtrying 0

Yeah, definitely don't drink and drive. Hey, you are aware of the problem and it is a huge problem. Ugh, I know, man. I quit for three years then for some stupid reason thought I'd try moderate drinking. Not going so well. I need to just abstain totally. I haven't done anything terribly stupid yet, but it is only a matter of time and bad luck if I don't just quit. I hear you. Quit. Seek help. I wonder if there is an online AA. I don't want to go sit in a smokey room. ew. And uh, I don't really want to come out to the world as an alcoholic either. When I am dry I typically just tell people I quit for health reasons or I just dont' like it. Truth is I love the shit out of it and I hate it too. Good luck!

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DrunkenValor 0

OH! And you could go liquour stores wearing ski masks, I'm sure that won't back fire anyway what so ever!

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lakita_lover 0

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. Now, join a rehabilitation program and sober up. Good luck.

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flyboy57 0

that's not bad. you're showing concious thinking. if you were really bad, you just wouldn't give a **** and go to the closest store for booze.

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littlegolferboy 4

I was going to click YDI, but then I saw that you live in Alberta so now I would definitely have to say FYL.

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Mewtwo_fml 1

Liquor store fag here -- trust me, even if you're rotating liquor stores, we still know you're doing it. I know a few people who buy from my store, and go to another store 3 minutes away just to seem like they're not alcoholics. Seriously though, get professional help.

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mushrooms_fml 0

Time to try Alcoholics Anonymous...

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guitardedman 0

god i hate the people who don't understand the legitimacy of alcoholism. on the positive side, its better than an addiction to a more life-ruining substance like meth or heroine but it still is not a decent life choice. try AA man, thats all i got..my uncle did that, one year sober.

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mooneydriver 0

Alcohol is a LESS life ruining substance than meth or heroine? I drink, but I'm not under the illusion that it's any less of a dance with the devil than the other hard drugs are. People don't take alcohol as seriously as they do other hard drugs, and it comes back to bite a lot of them in the ass. Alcohol deaths per 100,000: 150 Heroin deaths per 100,000: 80 http://www.druglibrary.org/think/~jnr/drugmort.htm 40% of all fatalities in car crashes are alcohol related. (That's 16,694 deaths in 2004) http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0908129.html Alcohol contributes to 1 in 25 deaths worldwide http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/155447.php

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sweetkid689 0

You are such a douche. Find stats in reference to Alcohol Users and Heroine users.

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