Love: Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling...

By Ticklish - 13/04/2014 09:33 - United States - Marion

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

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Sunday 13 April 2014 18:03

could be worse.. could hit him every time he touches you

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 13 April 2014 18:15

"Why did you break up with your boyfriend?" "He tickled me" seems legit.

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oddities 20

Monday 14 April 2014 5:55

#22, yes. It's foolproof logic. Disclaimer: Since sarcasm doesn't translate well, this is sarcasm.

nowimmad 8

Monday 14 April 2014 8:13

My brother hits me so much, that every time someone tries to touch me in any way, I flinch and grab their arm. I feel your pain, OP.

sweetest_jenn 18

Monday 14 April 2014 9:08

Time for some reverse-conditioning. Every time he tries to tickle you, backhand his crotch really hard. Soon enough you'll both flinch at the sight of each other lol.

Marielle_T 10

Monday 14 April 2014 9:58

kind of an overreaction to the situation!

HaloeNae 15

Monday 14 April 2014 12:59

I have this same reaction every time my boyfriend touches me or gets near me. He makes fun of how extremely jumpy I am not realizing he causes most of it lol

LegenHD 6

Monday 14 April 2014 14:18

As soon as my girlfriend kinda moves a hand usually towards move and above my torso I think she might hit me and I start flinching too

Monika444 1

Monday 14 April 2014 16:42

You need a new boyfriend. Stop waiting for a "good enough" reason to dump him. Just being "not that into him" is good enough. How can anyone be into a guy who obsessively tickles?

zandig95 6

Tuesday 15 April 2014 1:40

I have the same problem.

amisenho 11

Tuesday 15 April 2014 18:23

I've developed a similar condition from being at work. My boss yells at me any time I yawn while he happens to be in the same room. Now, whenever I'm hanging out with someone outside of work (even if I'm relaxing at home), I always hesitate to yawn and look around furtively to make sure that my boss isn't anywhere to be seen.