Love: Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling...

By Ticklish - 13/04/2014 09:33 - United States - Marion

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

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xXToxicPenguinXx 12

Sunday 13 April 2014 18:03

could be worse.. could hit him every time he touches you

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 13 April 2014 18:15

"Why did you break up with your boyfriend?" "He tickled me" seems legit.

Comments

Rosebyday 5

Monday 14 April 2014 1:06

Mine does to and I also.

Azrael9 11

Monday 14 April 2014 1:17

Kick him next time he does it. It sounds like he has no respect for personal space or is just an immature douche.

carterjanelle 9

Monday 14 April 2014 1:45

We've been learning about classical conditioning in my psychology class...

ChaosBlitz 12

Monday 14 April 2014 2:56

Skinner would be proud.

neftali97 1

Monday 14 April 2014 3:07

Lol I did this to my gf

Likian5 26

Monday 14 April 2014 3:34

It's his fault, so he has to deal with the reprocussions.

boshbish 14

Monday 14 April 2014 3:36

YDI. You shouldve put your foot down way before it got to this point. A polite yet firm "Youre taking it too far." wouldve been all that was needed to get him to lay off.

wiseKat99 13

Monday 14 April 2014 3:48

Eh. My ex verbally and mentally abused me so be happy it's just tickling

mamadoc 4

Friday 18 April 2014 0:06

Survivors of the Holocaust describe seeing prisoners strapped down and tickled with goose feathers by Nazis. If tickling was seen by Nazi sadists as a fun way to torture people, maybe just tickling is not the best way to describe it.