By Unfortunate - 08/10/2012 00:24 - United States - Bellevue

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Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML
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FMLKitten 15

At your age, you're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. Well don't, because if you do, you will develop chlamydia. And die.

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SamanthaCassieL 10

That really sucks OP but if you wore a condom you wouldn't get chlamydia.. We learn this in (at the latest) by grade 9.. Now I know that was four years ago for you, but for me it was 8, and I still remember condoms. No babies or STI's for me :D but good news: it's treatable and hopefully you learned that condoms can be your friend :D

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twiztedone 19

It sucks op but You did it to yourself! Thankfully it's curable!! I think all the high school classes and your parents talks just made sense huh? No matter what remember, NO GLOVE NO LOVE!! Especially in college!! And that is why YDI!

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dlove007 2

Shouldn't all "nerds" know that all sex especially in college should be safe? Thank god you didn't get AIDS lesson learned I hope!

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ExplodingToaster 6

Bad Luck Briana

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ben827 10

Sounds like you have a case of the Bad Luck Brians.

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ElectriCat 2

At least chlamydia goes away and you didn't the herps

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thegoat01 6

That's why trusting relationships are important to sex (and more important than sex). Sorry you had to learn that the hard way. FYL

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funsize1752 7

I was a virgin until marriage. Marriage sucked, got divorced. Took 2 years before I had another sexual relationship. A year into it, genital warts. Bad luck. I feel your pain.

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