Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment...

By evilparents - 01/11/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML

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You deserved it 5 981

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 394

You deserved it 1 154

By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 045

You deserved it 2 509

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 811

You deserved it 389

By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 111

You deserved it 267

How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 729

You deserved it 6 288

By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 336

You deserved it 3 084

By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 953

You deserved it 5 373

By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 165

You deserved it 1 241

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 089

You deserved it 7 690

Cool your jets

By Can't be mad - 21/01/2023 12:00

Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 586

You deserved it 339

MeganCello 8

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:29

Join the club. >.< Though my mother just takes away my phone or computer privilages.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 2 November 2010 2:49

if I had a life I'd tell you to get a life, but to avoid hypocrisy, FYL

Comments

JERZBornNRaised 7

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:19

whos fault is that but your own? go out make friends and associate with people, stop stayin inside all day tuggin your 2 inch willy make friendsssssss and cuff yooooo chickkk

oldenuff2party 3

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:39

neak out

hannahcrogers131 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:46

I did the same thing. so much so that I didn't care if I was grounded or not....... then I made friends, got a boyfriend and bright my grades up. so nothings impossable. you just got to get out there!!!!

elmorous 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 4:58

FYL. Correcting grammar online is a noble calling ... or should I say, YDI? Get a life!

coreyanne 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:08

get out more, then you would have some fun and prove that your life is just one big FML

BigUmbrella 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:15

And who's fault might that me…? Sorry to say, but you can't blame your parents because you chose not to have a life. Talk to someone in school, meet theur friends and then meet the friends of those friends etc.

Roxie701 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:17

Wow you sound like my brother.........

nerdwithagun 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:39

****. I just realized that this is why my parents never ground ME.

FLCL4711Fox 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:56

as punishment for talking to your imaginary friend you are banned from the house until you come back with a real one. were serious about this young lady we'll let ya starve!