By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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bhurberry 0

:( Cut your pubes then..

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hockeyrocks39 0

Hopefully OP meant to say his pubes are longer than his "soft" penis, and that his southern dangler grows to a proud gift giving size when called upon.

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brianc444 0

I really hope your pubes are like 9 inches long and your dick is 8 and1/2 otherwise that sucks

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

..but that's huge.

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SteelCladAngel 0

lol yea 9" is well above average average is 5-1/2 to 6 inches in length the average depth of a ****** is 5-6 inches....

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codymission2011 0

whatever im 15 and mines 8in

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ShrukiantheMad 0

I'm so sure. Keep tellin yourself that kid.

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oolama 2

and..? you'll know if the girl you find is right if she loves you for who you are, the rest are just a waste of time.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I see two scenarios in which OP and his tictac penis find the right girl. a) She has a nonexistent sex-drive. b) OP has a magic tongue.

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BAMF519 0

man that's really really sad get them cut or get a longer dick

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OhHeySlogan 4

Dude, its cool. that's average. If you're over 4 inches you should be in ****.

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