Intimacy: Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself....

By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By Fat man pube - 29/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

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By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By davidthegreat - 05/07/2011 08:27 - Japan

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

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Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

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bhurberry 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:16

:( Cut your pubes then..

Nerry_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:17

time to do some manscaping.

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cloe2592 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 20:13

it's time time to shave buddy!!!!

jholaway11 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 20:15

baby penis

extreme944 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 20:19

I bet the lady's love that ;)

theshocker09 1

Sunday 15 May 2011 20:37

damn dude :( that's unfortunate. looks like the penis gods really shafted u on the size.... good luck out there

Moe954 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:02

When life gives you Lemons .. Forge from your Pubes, The One Penis to rule them all. Then they will fear you. .. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:47

LMFAO.

himeeho 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:02

this is fake. seriously why would a guy have such a lack of self respect to post this? if it is true I'm really sorry.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:16

Check to see if Sean Connery's 'Penis Mightier' is in stores yet

chevylove22 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:16

dickdo disease. your pupes stick out farther than your dickdo

kat_rose96 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:18

is that even possible ?

latinjukes 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:25

you need to get laid

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