By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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bhurberry 0

:( Cut your pubes then..

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Comments

enonymous 8

Dreadlock or braid that shit. gives your penis more character than just shaving

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Xylus 0

...Hoodlike how to braid hair, brb.

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Xylus 0

Googling* damned iPod and it's auto-correct.

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Caitlyn36 8

you know you can turn off the auto correct right? :)

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JustinThunder 8

Yeah, but most of the time it's just so damn useful!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Go with a Fu Man Chu.

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Anubyte 0

I would up-vote this comment, but it has 69 thumbs...

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pattheaninal 9

like hair extensions and beads? :-)

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djnova11 4

haha I feel soo bad for you! size matters:) trust me. girls like then big

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lidemocr 0

why the negs? sorry but she's right

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SteelCladAngel 0

ehh it depends on the guy behind the penis so to speak best sex I have ever ever had was from an average sized guy an a guy just on the smaller side of average. the guy with the big penis was below average talent

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ninjaCarebear 17

some girls dont like a huge one because it could hurt. size does matter but it depends on how the girl likes it.

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besosforme 26

As many people have said, manscaping can give the illusion of a longer shaft. If you're worried about pleasing the ladies, that's what they make toys and tongues for.

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andAshes 13

Thickness matters more than size.

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TheUnknown_fml 9

well, I'll say it aint that bad if u compared to unerected penis but FYI if compared to erected penis. the op wasn't clear on that.

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ambowew 7

Micropenis! I didn't know whether to laugh or vomit when I looked it up. Can you even get it in?

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MilanKing 0

damn sucks for you bro

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MustangMan29 13

when ur hard ? just shave completely it makes ur dick look huge

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qasimahsan93 4

It's not the size that matters but what you do with it. Unless it's REALLY small, in which case FYL.

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barlessprison 16

Can't decide if the FML is that he has monstrous hair growth down there or if he is lacking in the junk area. YDI if it's former because you can shave that shit and FYL if it's the latter because you can't grow that shit.

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kingtz 6

I guess this is a good reason to request pics.

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ILOLatmockdaweek 0

I doubt it would be a fml if it was just long pubes cos he could actually do summit about the pubes

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adeadplayer 0

Its no longer "not the size of the boat! It's the motion in the ocean?" damn. I'm out!

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OhHeySlogan 4

"You can't get to London in a rowboat"

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jadenstigman 0

yeah but it doesn't hurt to have an aircraft carrier

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TheKidFromBK 0

bro i kinda hope u hav a 6 in penis cus if noy u failed at life

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agSWAAAAG 0

coming from the person who can't spell...

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