By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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bhurberry 0

:( Cut your pubes then..

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lovingmylife84 0

that's disgusting! trim them you homeless slob! the average penis is 2.5 inches when not errect, that means there are plenty longer and plenty shorter than that. it doesn't matter, it really is about how you use it, and how generous a lover you are. but if you havent trimmed your pubes with little nail scissors then who would ever sleep with you anyway!

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nerdchic 5

you either have really long pubes or a very short penis...

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

thanks for clearing that up. you've clearly got a good grasp of the situation.

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ChrisRosales 0

LMAO!!! at #104

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

'Short & thick will do the trick! Long & thin goes too far in.' ... just keep telling yourself something like that.

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logo79 0

i dnt even think he has pubes

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4wheelgurl 0

dude,sorry bout that..uh... issue. u got goin there....

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jamieleigh_315 0

lmao lil penis

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badgebunny 3

pubes are freaking nasty!!! shave them off

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