Intimacy: Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself....

By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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You deserved it 26 759

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By Fat man pube - 29/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 00:00

Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

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You deserved it 13 427

By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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You deserved it 134 209

By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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You deserved it 6 553

By davidthegreat - 05/07/2011 08:27 - Japan

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

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You deserved it 5 926

Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

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You deserved it 468

bhurberry 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:16

:( Cut your pubes then..

Nerry_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:17

time to do some manscaping.

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spanishfool 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:37

that sux. i suggest trimming down ur pubes and finding a tiny girlfriend

stephanie911_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:45

Ferreal. shave that shit. that's gross.

pro_13_ 0

Monday 16 May 2011 4:55

heyyy

pepgirl10 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:46

thats hot...

cool517 1

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:49

lol don't even want to know the ones in your azz!!!!!

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Monday 16 May 2011 5:43

so why did your mind go there?! :)

ilyfrenchiee 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:59

gross mang, cut yer pubes

ilyfrenchiee 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:02

gross man....

Ally14654 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:07

I would recommend shaving. ;)

mcintosh123 15

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:11

It's ok girl likes long pubes for extra cushion (:

MurphyS94 4

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:13

Incorrect.

nerdchic 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 17:36

very incorrect!

digressions 13

Monday 16 May 2011 3:06

Definitely incorrect!

agSWAAAAG 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 8:14

where the **** are you getting your information?! guys don't like it when girls have jungles down there and neither do girls. case closed

13_o_clock 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:28

Way wrong.

mcintosh123 15

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:11

It's ok girl likes long pubes for extra cushion (:

Lyssaboo13 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:14

Thata NASTY. well, unless your tiny(:

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Letting yourself go

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