By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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bhurberry 0

:( Cut your pubes then..

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emifasho 1

sounds like it'd be impossible/disgusting to give you head. mow the lawn dude.

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Keyman1212 14

It also seems impossible to get head from a girl with braces. I wouldn't do it...

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CrazyManNo9 29

Mine too, but I sort of think that 12"+ pubes are actually kind of rare...

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sonilo 1

dude quit trying to lie aha and if your penis is that long that it's fake and youve used things to make it bigger.... that or your a freak of nature and you'll never be able to put it all the way in ... which is great btw ;D

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Stravv 0

Ewww thats just nasty u need to do some manscaping

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perdix 29

You ought to use a CHI to straighten out your pubes and then a ton a hair gel to form them into a horn you can pleasure your girlfriend with, instead of your disappointing dick.

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thathurts 0

lol, i seriously love all of your comments x'D

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sukhi16 1

it's not about the size.. it's how u use it retard.. u can have a big dick an come in one second.. what a useless big dick right.. so chill

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skyeyez9 24

trim that overgrown fro and then you will have a dick longer than your pubes. Besides, women prefer a manscaped area vs an overgrown one.

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cool517 1

was that after 35 years??

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cool517 1

was that after 35 years??

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shieznit 1

lmao well that just sux dont it :P

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