Intimacy: Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself....

By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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You deserved it 26 759

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By Fat man pube - 29/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML

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You deserved it 725

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 912

You deserved it 15 366

By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 00:00

Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 296

You deserved it 1 577

By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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You deserved it 211

By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 511

You deserved it 3 931

By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 273

You deserved it 13 427

By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 639

You deserved it 134 209

By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 221

You deserved it 6 553

By davidthegreat - 05/07/2011 08:27 - Japan

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 892

You deserved it 5 926

Shaving!

By John Doe - 07/01/2020 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 066

You deserved it 468

bhurberry 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:16

:( Cut your pubes then..

Nerry_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:17

time to do some manscaping.

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Evangeline1 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:52

that's gross, and a turn off....... give yourself a trim or something

0223 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:06

pubes are disgusting trim that shyt ! haha

xx7000girlxx 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:34

You totally deserved it!!!! Then cut your pubes, that's really disgusting.

caitlin_is_gorg 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:46

Mmm, girlfriends gotta love that, oh you proabbly don't have one(:?

ScurvyD 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:59

the real problem is that OP had just shaved the night before

kittykutie01 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:40

bro. start the lawnmower!

ArayArsenal 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:42

are you that Asian guy from the hangover?

Viiarla 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:47

r u asian?

dubsweets 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:59

bic your shit dude.

Racer101D 0

Monday 16 May 2011 0:45

holy crap i thought they caught osama already!

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Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in and saying, "That's an expensive bed." FML

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Today, I have to write my resume, and my teacher asked me about my secondary school activities. I'd never joined in any activities at that time, did no work experience, no volunteer work, except for two activities that I did in an institution centre this year. This all means I'm good at NOTHING. FML

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Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

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Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML

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Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

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Today, and for the past week, my apartment has had a terrible smell, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. After tearing the place apart, I discovered the culprit: an old banana peel in my purse. I’d been carrying it around with me everywhere, including to work, and on a date. FML

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Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML

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Letting yourself go

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