By Stormbringer - 01/02/2011 06:37

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
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DahkLohd 4

You could have just said "black ****." "Giant black ****" is a bit redundant.

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bigantennaemay 3

first of all, black and yellow sucks, i'm sick of hearing that shit-stupid song at work. second, YDI OP for painting your house yellow. yech!

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kayastein 0

primer like 3 times then paint it again.... yellow sucks for a house color btw.

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debatingalways 0

at first I thought this said clock and was confused when you said black penis until I re read it. unless this was just some random tagging rebelness you must have pissed someone off OP.

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ilovesexywomen 0

paint it white and then yellow retard

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phorest 0

YDI for painting your house with a horrible colour.

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LIFESKCUS 0

uh huh you know what it is, on the side of my house, I got a black dick, they say that's suckin, I tell em no it's for mad f*ckin, you kno all over my house it's black n yellow black n yellow, every time they come around they call me a ****** fellow ****** fellow

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blcarter81 0

just add the finer details and make it real attention grabbing. turn it into a big old veiny **** and you'll be sweet

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LIFESKCUS 0

So the OP is trying to say he's got a big black ****

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