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By creepermagnet - 10/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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Daaniellee1234 8

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:03

Since he saved you a chunk of money (depending on how bad the damage was) You should have kindly gone on a date with him.

lol69_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:13

All he wanted was to rear end your bumper if you know what I mean

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ladiesman14 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 12:23

this happened to me high school. a girl who i accidently waived to in the hallway decided to rear end my car to meet me. in my anger i said you better go DOWN on me now or im calling the COPS. we became 69 bed buddies ever since, even when ive had other girlfirends.

plexico 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 18:27

And, kids, that's how I met your mother. What a romantic story! A tale about your futile quest for love when it was staring you in the face all along.

Seb_or_Sam 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:21

Good job rear-ending someone.

Goosie 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 18:33

men are disgusting

allie2590 31

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:01

I don't blame you. If you ended up saying yes, you'd probably be seeing the guy for a couple years. You know what the insurance laws are like in some states?

deaditegirl 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:04

YDI for rear-ending someone.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:34

Ugh. Sounds similar to what happened to me. I got rear-ended by a drunk guy who asked me out when I made him pull over. **** you, Drunky.

ehon82 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 23:34

I guess a pitty f*ck is out of the question with you too - good lord he was willing to look the other way which obviously meant he found you attractive enough to ask... YDI

blastvortex 3

Monday 12 October 2009 0:00

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, OP. You'd already smacked his car. YDI.

aggieblues020 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:09

Dame, just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you have to assume the worst about all guys.

supermouse627 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:09

So say that she had said yes. What's to say that he would have let it go at one date? He could have tried to blackmail her into sex or dating him for years over this. The fact that he decided that his car needed to be fixed (when it was "fine" before he asked) when she turned him down says that he may not have been satisfied with just one dinner. He would have held this over her head for as long as she allowed him to. I say good job, OP. Just pay the insurance so his car can be fixed.